however, there is one exception, the selections to our 2012 annual Hall of Shame, a/k/a
And they are:
Crimes: The shamanic shyster is so lazy, he leaves it to his ex-wife and self anointed
“practice manager” Barbara, to post a year-ender on their ever credulous web site in February of the following year and thinks that’s acceptable, only this “press release,” is as blatant an act of narcissistic self-promotional mind mush as is her normal practice, and therefore is in other words, worthless.
Fact: Hyman is fat and has begun growing tits.
Smoking Gun: “I run my bullshit business to spend less time with my family.”
Sentence: Haunted by his many failures and lack of successes.
49) Dan Weinstein
Crimes: To hype his “vintage guitar business,” the frog-voiced and squirly, preaching
mummy rented over
, 12 1.2 billboards, all of which everyone within a hares ass of South Florida totally missed. It wouldn’t matter if this guy was just masturbating under his “I’m better than you and your a punk banner,” like a respectable loser, but every time he “predicts” he’ll be the next billionaire many of his 200,000 2 benighted friends max-out their credit cards for his $72 million PowerBallPlay or PowerRePlay or whatever he’s pitching relating to a subject he knows little to nothing about but demands to continue espousing bullshit over, offshore powerboat racing, as if anybody gave a flying fuck.
Fact: Weinstein is full of himself and amazingly, gets fuller as each day passes.
Smoking Gun: In this Nov 18th Debunk Junk interview with Weinstein you can hear a vacuum — because nothing says you sincerely believe the biggest thing since Facebook is your current idea, and not an obvious scam to bilk your followers, like keeping up on housework.
Sentence: Deathbed conversion to Scientology, posthumously baptized by Mormons, savings bequeathed to a charity chosen by Ricky Gervais.
48) Tim Tebow
Crimes: Throwing motion gives false hope of NFL stardom to children with MS. Inspired the most nauseating trend of the year in “Tebowing.” Showered by idiots with feckless praise of leadership and morality because his game simply doesn’t warrant the same. As a spokesperson for the hate group Focus on the Family, abstinence advocate, and known teammate kisser, Tebow’s likely just another self-loathing homosexual. And he’s sanctimonious as hell for a guy who works exclusively on the Sabbath.
Smoking Gun: “First and foremost I’d have to thank my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.”
Sentence: Raped by a Ben Roethlisberger, forced to abort the baby.
47) Ilan Eiliyahu
Smoking Gun: He never has been, and never will be, anybody.
Sentence: He never has been, and never will be, anybody.
46) Bobby Balogh, Woody Kahn and Yale Mortgage
Crimes: Not “totally bitchin’ rock stars from Mars”; more of deluded mediocrities
wildly overpaid to play a slightly more sober version of themselves at Yale Mortgage, the “duh, winners,” described here.
Oh, and sorry, Woody, but it takes more than a few eight balls and trying to live in the shadow of your predecesor to be Sam Kinison.
While gleefully fulfilling every American’s schadenfreude quota, your “winning” streak & short-lived “mortgage” tour ultimately had the devastating effect of subjecting us to yet more Bobby Balogh, thanks for fanning the flames, asshole..
Fact: Balogh’s rich, the old fashioned way, he inherited
Smoking Gun: “We’re an F-18, bro.”
Sentence: Shot down by Chinese drones.
45) Kim Kardashian
Crimes: Rich and famous solely for being rich and famous. So outraged over the Casey Anthony verdict that she forgot her dead dad helped O.J. Simpson get away with murder. Made $17 million from a scripted wedding to NBA Cro-magnon Kris Humphries that lasted just long enough to count the money. Refuses to contract syphilis, despite having ample opportunity.
Smoking Gun: “I’m being honest here and I hope you respect my courage because this isn’t easy to go through.”
Sentence: Middle segment of Kardashian Centipede.
44) Rich Mitchell
Crimes: A true propagandist for the ultra-wealthy conservatives, this man’s mouth
shares both proximity and substantive resemblance to the Koch brothers’ assholes. After lucking into Weinergate and bizarrely writing about the congressman’s press conference, “Rich,” spent the remainder of the year engaging in drunken spats with our own Zoe Katz on Twitter, ineptly smearing the 99% movement, and sweating profusely like a disheveled pig on amphetamines.
Smoking Gun: In a totally proportional response to being called a closet-case, he challenged a conservative Boston crowd to murder his detractors: “We outnumber [liberals] and we have the guns!”
Sentence: Treated for narcissistic personality disorder by Dr. Conrad Murray.
Crimes: Oft scolded by others in the recovery community for being a D.U.M.P (Despicable Unscrupulous Moneygrubbing Pimps), the “owners” Rootie toot tootie, Ronnie go Johnny, and Danny “look at me I’m a bitchin’ rock star”
Crook Cook sought to remedy it with their aptly titled “Lie Of The Year,” which was that “they can now detox you comfortably in a luxury Miami ‘waterfront’ home, while you are being the recipient of a 5 star meal cooked by a gourmet chef.”
In the same way that calling a hamburger a cow is accurate, claiming that, is an objectively far bigger lie then is any claim Paul Ryan has made during his position as 2011′s aptly titled “Lier Of The Year” with his “plan” that will “save Medicare.”.
Summerhouses‘ curious choice for Lie of the Year was based on utter stupidity and greed, period, nuff said!
So plagued by phony “profits greed and money,” Summerhouse and it’s owners are not happy with their tens of millions of dollars so they continue to espouse their phony 12 step woo, Narcanon malarkey and frankly, any other woo or bullshit they think will seperate they needy and naive from money, nice huh?
Smoking Gun: In response to the inevitable outcry, Summerhouse and it’s owners defend their “compassionate bullshit” by quoting two anecdotal straw men and hiring an attorney, it’s not gonna help, cat’s outta the bag.
Sentence: Next time they order a hamburgers, a ketchup-coated cow comes charging out of their 5 star kitchen run by a gourmet chef and tramples them.
42) Barbara Hyman
Crimes: Looking too much like she’s about to unhinge her jaw and toss back a few still
squealing rats while she tries to lend plausibility to her lunatic alt med ravings besides those she acts as the self anointed “practice manager” for, ex-husband, pseudoscientist, shamanic shyster and new age narcissistic neophyte, James’ ravings. Whether terrifying Americans with the spam on the net, or demonizing alt med protesters, Hyman’s venom is designated solely for those outside of her income bracket or the lowness of her intellectual level. Decries “big pharma, and other alt med woo bullshit” yet thinks when others decry her own woo IS bullshit, she’s the first to cry, “foul,” — because it’s clearly affecting her fragile self worth, and personality. Her entire “career” is based on exploiting the same myopic selfish alt med bullshit ex-husband James did in the 80′s before there was an internet and FACTS we’re not so easily come buy or buy her main demographic, old white idiots who
want to have sex with don’t want to have sex with her.
Smoking Gun: By the time she’s done with one of her brainstorms, the “shamanic colonic” (the old alt med detox woo scam I call, the “shamanic colonic.” not the name, that was my own anyway, after one, she has essentially peppered sprayed her food products.
41) Ed Schultz
Crimes: Called Fox News contributor Laura Ingraham a “right wing slut,” when everyone knows she’s a right-wing cunt. Considering his own past as North Dakota radio’s homeless-bashing Rush Limbaugh doppelgänger, Big Ed’s vein-bulging zeal for Team Democrat seems more an opportunistic sport than an ideological mission. When he couldn’t outdo his sacrosanct right-wing radio competition he abruptly became a Democrat, then rode the anti-Bush wagon to prominence. It wasn’t the first time Schultz switched sides out of expedience. Early in his sports broadcasting career, he reportedly “switched his allegiance from North Dakota State University to rival University of North Dakota after changing stations.” Sets up the most bias-confirming poll in cable news by shouting, “Git yer cell phones out!”
Smoking Gun: “Mr. President, I got a great idea as to where you can send those troops that you just brought home from Iraq. How about Chicago, Illinois and a bunch of other big cities in this country? It’s time we look out for our own backyard, security is an issue.”
Sentence: Routinely mistaken for Limbaugh at Wendy’s drive-through.
More before the holidays