Tag Archives: Things It’s Time To Do Away With

Nobody Cares

Posted on May 4, 2012 by ZoeDKatzePhD

“What? I see your lips moving but all I hear is ‘blah blah blah.” – Oscar Wilde on Nobody cares “I care.” – Nobody on caring For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the experts at Wikipedia have an article about Nobody cares. … Continue reading →

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Godwins Law

Posted on March 26, 2012 by ZoeDKatzePhD

Godwin’s Law states that if you try and win an argument by comparing the other persons argument in some way to Hitler or the Nazis then providing that there’s no good real link you lose.  The biggest flaw is that even though Hitler was … Continue reading →

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McDonalds

Posted on February 2, 2012 by ZoeDKatzePhD

McDonald’s is a plot hatched by Islamic leaders Ray Kroc in an attempt to make the western world so fat that they are unable to force capitalism to be adopted in the middle east. Thanks to the increased average weight of Americans, their armed … Continue reading →

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Al-Qaeda

Posted on January 17, 2012 by ZoeDKatzePhD

  Al-Qaeda  Al-Qaeda’s home grown terrorists have a near perfect track record of failing in almost every single terrorist attack – because the only people they’re able to recruit now are idiots.Al-Qaeda is a Terrorist organization that some people think fights for … Continue reading →

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George W Bush

Posted on January 1, 2012 by ZoeDKatzePhD

George “President McMuffin” W. Bush Jr. ((born July 6, 1946, a/ka “Dubya,” or “Shrubbery),” was and forever will be the 43rd President of the United States.  “I Love This Guy” — Jesus “George Who? Doesn’t Ring A Bell” – God We’re Sorry, We’re So Very Sorry” … Continue reading →

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Crank

Posted on December 27, 2011 by ZoeDKatzePhD

Crank For the the exceptionally silly awesome movie, you need to be elsewhere Crank is a pejorative term applied to someone who holds extremely unorthodox views on a subject and is often very vocal about these opinions. A crank will usually maintain their … Continue reading →

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Nuclear War

Posted on December 24, 2011 by ZoeDKatzePhD

Nuclear war (Both nuclear war and nuclear missiles redirect here) It never changes: War Don’t believe me? Nuclear war is the ultimate unthinkable. Technically, a nuclear war would be any war in which nuclear weapons are used. This could range from … Continue reading →

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