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Rick Santorum

Posted on February 12, 2012 by ZoeDKatzePhD

Rick “Frothy, Hot Pants” Santorum (born May, 1958) is a complete asshole is a former United States Senator and Representative from Pennsylvania, who is and was universally regarded as being the biggest asshole in the Senate. For 15 years he befouled Congress … Continue reading →

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Mitt Romney

Posted on February 9, 2012 by ZoeDKatzePhD

“Mitt” “The Shit” Willard, “Catcher’s Mitt” Romney born March 12, 1947 (aka “The Mormonator,” “The Face of Evil”), was a candidate for the gods and guns party nomination in the 2008 presidential erection election, and is running again in 2012. Romney is currently a Republican and … Continue reading →

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Sean Hannity

Posted on January 19, 2012 by ZoeDKatzePhD

We sometimes use parody and satire, we know you’re smart enough to know when (like below)   Sean “The Manatee” Hannity (December 30, 1961) was someones idea of a bad New Years eve joke is the slightly more good looking half … Continue reading →

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George W Bush (Fun)

Posted on January 18, 2012 by ZoeDKatzePhD

   “LearJet Four Lima Golf, this article or section may be utter nonsense. Do you copy?” “LearJet Four Lima Golf, copy.” “LearJet Four Lima Golf, nonsense acknowledged.” George Walker Bush is proof that humans and apes are related and the Former President (43). … Continue reading →

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Bushisms

Posted on January 18, 2012 by ZoeDKatzePhD

  Bushism  An reader thinks this page is freaking brilliant and should be featured.   Bush talks about EXPLOSIVES in building (on 9/11?)  A Bushism is any of a number of peculiar words, phrases, pronunciations, malapropisms, semantic or linguistic errors and gaffes that have … Continue reading →

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Dubya

Posted on January 18, 2012 by ZoeDKatzePhD

Dubya   We sometimes like to mix parody and satire with good information. We know you’re smart enough to tell the difference.   Dubya is a nickname for George W. Bush, the chimpanzee who was the Worst President ever. That was a joke. Dubya wasn’t a … Continue reading →

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Ronald Reagan

Posted on January 17, 2012 by ZoeDKatzePhD

Ronald Reagan Impressive facade, but mediocre presidency behind “For a day and a night did Ancient Ronald Reagan make his wrath known. Against his indomitable hide the reds threw countless men, tanks, and ships. But the soviets could not prevail. … Continue reading →

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Conservative Bias

Posted on December 29, 2011 by ZoeDKatzePhD

Conservative bias is the tendency in the conservative mindset to ignore criticism of and inherent problems with conservatism, and to exaggerate perceived problems with rival views. In reality, replace “conservative” with any political, philosophical, scientific or religious ideology and you’ll probably find that … Continue reading →

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Fox News

Posted on December 27, 2011 by ZoeDKatzePhD

Is It News? “We Republicans originally thought that Fox worked for us, and now we’re discovering that we’re working for Fox.” –David Frum American Enterprise Institue Fellow Fox News (a.k.a. “Faux News,” “Fixed News,” “Fucked News, ”Fox Noise,” and rarely “Minitrue” to its detractors) … Continue reading →

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Sarah Palin

Posted on December 20, 2011 by ZoeDKatzePhD

Sarah Palin You may have been looking for Satan, Sarah Palin has been successfully disposed of. Sarah Palin (born February 11, 1964 under the full name Sarah Moosejaw Oil fetish Heath), was the RWB (Right Wing Bitch) ) is a reality-TV star, … Continue reading →

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