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Large Text

is pretty self-explanatory. It’s, well, Big Writing, often used in e-mails and forums and to denote anger. A common use of LARGE TEXT is by students who don’t have much to write, therefore sizing the writing enormously in order to fool the … Continue reading

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Love Letter From Da’ Prez’

Correspondence twixt the prez’ and I, From: Barack Obama <info@barackobama.com> Reply-To: <info@barackobama.com> Date: Thursday, September 20, 2012 2:09 PM To: Rob Halprin <hq@vrpmusic.com> Subject: Dinner? (again?) Rob –As we’re organizing this dinner (again?) with supporters on my last campaign, our kind … Continue reading

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An Interview With The “J” Man

A Saturday morning like any other, breeze 3 or 4 miles on the road, take a shower, check my weight and have some breakfast. Everyone’s away for the weekend, so I can do what I please, or so I thought. … Continue reading

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How To Make People Believe Absurdities

 Why would you want to make people believe absurdities? For a quick answer, take a look below and you’ll find several reasons why you’d  like to be able to make people believe the most irrational things you can come up … Continue reading

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Name It And Claim it

Name it and claim it Name it and claim it is a “theology” taught by some “religions”.. Some of them think the “name it and claim it” label is derogatory and prefer it be called “Word of Faith” or the “prosperity … Continue reading

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Quote Mining

Quote mining Quote mining is the deceitful tactic of taking quotes out of context in order to make them seemingly agree with the quote miner’s viewpoint. It’s a way of lying. This tactic is widely used among Creationists in an attempt to discredit evolution. The … Continue reading

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Oprah

Oprah Winfrey better known as just “Oprah” is one of America’s most popular and influential talk show hosts. In fact, she is widely considered the most influential woman in the world. Getting your stuff on Oprah means you’re rich. Your book, your … Continue reading

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Tyra Banks

Tyra Lynne Banks (born December 4, 1973) is a model turned mogul, a self-avowed “real” woman who nonetheless wears fake hair, and a dick. Granted, she is a very beautiful, very tall dick, but a dick nonetheless. Tyra first made her … Continue reading

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Chelation Therapy

Chelation therapy is a practice whereby certain substances (usually EDTA or desferoxime) are administered to a patient to “clear them of toxins”. The usual claim is that it can treat atherosclerosis. Chelation itself is a chemical term describing a compound or … Continue reading

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Auras

Aura Can such things be?Paranormal ‘Reading auras is like reading minds, or tea leaves, or star signs, or meridian lines – these people aren’t plying a skill. They’re either lying or mentally ill.” — Tim Minchin An aura is a “magical field” … Continue reading

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