Monthly Archives: February 2012

Sweat Shop

A Sweat shop, is an “online retailer” who brings you the very best in fashion direct from the great textile regions of Central America, Africa and South-East Asia. These are the places where people really take “great care” in their work. Every … Continue reading

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The Color Room

The Color Room was supposedly invented to cure the dreaded problem of  immature and shallow overpaid, and entitled “people”getting their hair “colored”. Additionally formed to cure the dreaded problem of “chronic hair color aging,” (CHCA) currently affecting ”human beings,” as well as the disease … Continue reading

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Microsoft

Micro$oft HOLY SHIT I AM SO CLEVER BECAUSE I SAY MICRO$OFT INSTEAD OF MICROSOFT Windows OS family Windows Kernel Type PopCorn Latest release Windows 2010 For asses Company/developer Microsoft Source model Ketchup Available language American English, British English (doesn’t work), Canadian … Continue reading

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Alternative Medicine (Fun)

You Know What They Call Alternative Medicine That Works? Medicine! (Photo credit “Ariplex” in Germany)

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Rick Santorum

Rick “Frothy, Hot Pants” Santorum (born May, 1958) is a complete asshole is a former United States Senator and Representative from Pennsylvania, who is and was universally regarded as being the biggest asshole in the Senate. For 15 years he befouled Congress … Continue reading

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Republican Jesus

Whoops!  Maybe you were looking for George W. Bush? The writer of this article, Zoe is a Liberal tree hugger. He may even work at the ACLU or, worse, be an unelected liberal activist. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum … Continue reading

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House Un-American Activities Committee

The House Committee on Un-American Activities (HCUA) or House Un- American Activities Committee(HUAC), (1938–1975) was an investigative committee of the United Staes House Of Representatives. Formed in 1945, it was dedicated to conducting and promoting un-American activities in the United States and to giving hardworking politicians … Continue reading

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Bertolt Brecht

Bertolt Brecht WARNING This article is probably much too highbrow for your petit-bourgeois sense of humor. Don’t expect vulgar crackings-up or sophomoric non-sequiturs.Relax with your pipe, sip your brandy and chuckle delightedly as you read. If the sophisticated witticisms continue to confound … Continue reading

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Scatomancy

As you are doubtlessly well aware, gypsies have been reading tea leaves for years with amazingly accurate results. Much like the reading of tea leaves, scatomancy studies the size, arrangement, color and interaction of bowel movements in the toilet bowl to predict secrets and … Continue reading

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Testimonials

A testimonial, in the context of evaluating a treatment or other medical or social intervention, is the report of an individual about the success or failure of such an intervention. Testimonials are generally considered the weakest level of evidence. Testimonials are … Continue reading

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