Category Archives: Love Letters

Another conversation

twixt the ‘prez, and I. Just prior to thanking the nation for re-election, I recieved this e-mail, from my man “Barack,“ right here @ ‘da junction: Rob – I’m about to go speak to the crowd here in Chicago, but I wanted to … Continue reading

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Love Letter From Da’ Prez’

Correspondence twixt the prez’ and I, From: Barack Obama <info@barackobama.com> Reply-To: <info@barackobama.com> Date: Thursday, September 20, 2012 2:09 PM To: Rob Halprin <hq@vrpmusic.com> Subject: Dinner? (again?) Rob –As we’re organizing this dinner (again?) with supporters on my last campaign, our kind … Continue reading

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Love Letter: March 22, 2012

The newest in our batch of love letters was received today from a “gentle woman” named “Ellen Anmuth” it went: In the blog DebunktionJunction.net/archives/37, Rob XXXXXXX, (using thefalse (sic) name of “Zoe D Katze”),(sic) copyright infringes my material from mywebsite,(sic)  _www.TheLanguageOfSolutions.com_ … Continue reading

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Love Letters March 2012

To make it easy for people to criticize me, the following form may be used to submit clichéd commentary about this page. As I have heard them all before and will not read it please understand no response from me … Continue reading

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Another “Love Letter” This One From Either “Ron Link” Or “Ron LinkedIn”

I received this email today from either “Ron Link” or “Ron Linkedin,” I’m not quite sure as his shiny, 1990′s HTML email signature wasn’t clear, however as best as I could make out, it said: Rob; I’ve “bcc’d” Valerie’s “Attorney” In … Continue reading

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A “Love Letter” From “DJ Redman” At The “Conservative Daily News”

We got this one today from a total ass wipe, self deluded sociopath and all around conservative loser from back in the good ole’ US of A who calls himself  ”DJ Redman,” however we’ve renamed him “Weaselicious“ apparently “Weaselicious“ (Redman)  works at … Continue reading

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Another Love Letter November 2011

Yep, got another one, this one was from a “Dr”  it was really “mean” It said: I must DEMAND that you cease and desist any and all contacts under the name of my cat, Really Doc you demand, your free … Continue reading

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More Love Letters November 2011

We received this today from a ”Dr” Steve  I must demand that you cease and desist any and all contacts under the name of my cat, ZDK I am asking in a friendly and cooperative manner that you comply immediately with my request. Please … Continue reading

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Arrgghh..Another Love Letter, November 2011

Received this from a “Dr” Steve… I MUST demand that you cease and desist any and all contact under the name of my cat, Zoe D Katze.. Since we have explained to you time and again we have no intention of … Continue reading

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Another Love Letter & A “Poll!”

We received this email today from a “Dr” Steve  It said:  I must demand that you cease and desist any and all contacts under the name of my cat, “Zoe D Katze” Wow a “Dr”..really..a real live “Dr?”…wow..when we grow up we … Continue reading

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