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‘Da Junctions Conspiracy A Go Go, Hall of Shame

It’s holiday season here at ‘da junction, which in and of itself doesn’t mean a fucking thing, however, there is one exception, the selections to our 2012 annual Hall of Shame, a/k/a  And they are: 50) James Hyman.  Crimes: The shamanic shyster is … Continue reading

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Danny “Dan” Weinstein

Daniel “Danny or Dan” Weinstein (born 2 July, 1956) is a former offshore powerboat “racer,” manufacturier, despite having no formal education in or being particularly good at either, nor as it turns out, anything else. “Danny” is also a half assed … Continue reading

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Robert “Bobby” Balogh, Woody Kahn, and “Yale Mortgage”

Robert “Bobby” Balogh is a dick financier, dick philanthropist dick C.E.O. of Yale Mortgage Corporation, who dicks owners out of their homes via “foreclosure,” as, and for, his “career.” Yep, Bobby is your basic, general, all around, dick Balogh’s greatest achievement in dickdom thus … Continue reading

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Another conversation

twixt the ‘prez, and I. Just prior to thanking the nation for re-election, I recieved this e-mail, from my man “Barack,“ right here @ ‘da junction: Rob – I’m about to go speak to the crowd here in Chicago, but I wanted to … Continue reading

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Rich Mitchell

Rich Mitchell is the self anointed “managing editor” of the Conservative Daily News, and a conservative brain dead, ass clown. While the Conservative Daily News has a storied history of launching the careers of irritating commentators, Mitchell is surely the upper echelon. His achievements … Continue reading

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Paul Ryan

Paul Davis Ryan (born January 29, 1970) is a Congressman from the 1st District of the U.S. state of Wisconsin, the chairman of the House Budget Committee, the Republican nominee for Vice President for the 2012 election, and a dick. Among his policy initiatives has been a … Continue reading

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Ilan Eliyahu

Ilan Eliyahu is an Israeli-American teknishion, a webshite ”designer,” and a dick. (or, in Hebrew, zayin) His father the plumber and mother are Israeli, making him another in a long line of Israeli-American Jewish dicks from Miami, (Jewisraeliamiamidick). Eliyahu is best known for……well,……nothing. Career Eliyahu began his … Continue reading

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Dick

“There should be a left leg and a right leg. And I’ll be in between” ~ James Hyman on his ambition of being a dick “Am I supposed to paint the penis? Am I supposed to sculpt the penis? Am I … Continue reading

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Large Text

is pretty self-explanatory. It’s, well, Big Writing, often used in e-mails and forums and to denote anger. A common use of LARGE TEXT is by students who don’t have much to write, therefore sizing the writing enormously in order to fool the … Continue reading

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Love Letter From Da’ Prez’

Correspondence twixt the prez’ and I, From: Barack Obama <info@barackobama.com> Reply-To: <info@barackobama.com> Date: Thursday, September 20, 2012 2:09 PM To: Rob Halprin <hq@vrpmusic.com> Subject: Dinner? (again?) Rob –As we’re organizing this dinner (again?) with supporters on my last campaign, our kind … Continue reading

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