A bad day for Ellen Anmuth:
A poor, friendless, woman, named “Ellen Anmuth” recently attempted to “befriend” me, utilizing her own devious and nefarious methods.
Ms. Anmuth you see, is a “poseur,” that is to put it mildly, a phony.
Ellen Anmuth, who credits herself on her 9 year old, unused, virtually unseen and notoriously credulous “web site” as being a “genetic grief counselor” (good grief!) and a licensed “psychotherapist” pushed me to finish this article on her and her so called “psychohypnosis” specialty.
This poor, delusional sociopath, who is so desperate for human companionship she attempts to make friends in the one place where people are the most naive, despairing and despondent, on their death bed, lacks basic social skills to such an extent that her only method of making friends is to troll around graveyards, cemeteries and yes, even cancer wards.
Pity the poor cancer victims and their loving families.
Recently, our editor decided to offer his input on Ellen Anmuth, the ”genetic grief counselor.”
I stumbled across Ms. Anmuth trolling the cancer wards at Aventura Hospital in Miami, and Holy Cross Hospital in Fort Lauderdale, Florida during the four year sojourn described here at Debunktion Junction in our article entitled:
Stem Cell Stupidity And Cancer Quackery: How Bush, Bushwacked Cancer Patients
I had to tell her the truth:
I’m certified by whoever the fuck I want to be, just like Ms. Anmuth, and I’m not impressed by Ms Anmuth’s ever credulous credentials.
Ellen Anmuth’s “Diploma?”
Ms. Anmuth you see, has a “Bachelors degree” from The University Of Rhode Island, Kingston campus, and her Masters in Science is from that bastion of credibility, The State University Of New York campus at “Stony Brook.”
The State University Of New York campus at Stony Brook Health Sciences Center, an institute of dubious “higher learning,” appears on the California Division Of Licensing’s list of non-recognized medical schools.
S.U.N.Y. Stony Brook California List Of Non-Recognized Medical Schools
Back to my reasons for my writing this article about Ms Anmuth,
The last straw (and my moment of inspiration) came during a terse internet tete a tete with the aforementioned Ms. Anmuth.
I accidentally came upon the website of this psychotic ”psycho-hypnotherapist” who listed a doctoral degree from that un-recognized diploma mill, S.U.N.Y. “Stony Brook”
S.U.N.Y. Stony Brook California List Of Non-Recognized Medical Schools
Along with her degrees, she listed a veritable alphabet soup of impressive-looking letters after her name about her being a “genetic grief counselor” and a licensed “psychotherapist” which frankly don’t mean a fucking thing.
“PsychoHypnotherapist? Ouch!”
Ms Anmuth’s degree’s are as good as the ones offered at The Monastery Dot Org
which is, btw, where both my younger brother and I received our pastoral degrees!
Get Your Pastoral Degree Right Here!
As far as I’m concerned Ms Anmuth put the icing on the cake.
To their credit, The Monastery Dot Org wrote back requesting 50 bucks before they would certify us.
I quickly whipped up an envelope and bought a money order, and now I’m Pastor Zoe, complete with a veritable whose who sounding job titles.
(My personal favorite, my position at the bogus “Debunktion Junction Dot Org” Online Magazine located in Paris, France.
I also gave Zoe a Doctorate in psychopharmacology and a M.S. in Addictionology from a well-known mail order university, Berne University in Basseterre St Kitts..
To my knowledge, there are no regionally accredited graduate degrees in “addictionology” and concurrent “psychopharmacology” in the United States.
All that was required was to fill out an “online” form, send in the $50.00 or so dollars, and wheee…..your “accredited” as a “Diplomate”.
And in a few weeks, Zoe received a gorgeous, very impressive-looking certificate attesting to me having met “rigid requirements” resulting in my “designation as a Diplomate in psychopharmacology”.
According to my acceptance letter from the Berne University, Diplomate status “is limited to a select group of professionals who, by virtue of their extensive training and expertise, have demonstrated their outstanding abilities in regard to their specialty.”
Not bad for a cat….a Kool Kat
Zoe The “Kredentialed Kool Kat”
What do credentials mean, really?
In most health professions, the basic credential is a license.
In Zoe‘s experience, just as in Ms Anmuth’s, not a fucking thing…
Ms. Anmuth “claims” licensure as a “licensed clinical social worker (LCSW) in the state of Florida, I wonder what their rigid qualification standards are?
(mmmnn, perhaps this is why Ms. Anmuth lists as her special-tie, “Grant Funding” and perhaps this is also why Ms. Anmuth hasn’t actually worked anywhere in quite some time, preferring to sit back and collect “full disability,” apparently because something is “wrong” with her “eyes.”
(Or perhaps she is another in this long line of people with a sense of “entitlement” who are draining the country of severely needed funding and now, even our credit rating!)
Instead of “occupying Wall Street,” someone should occupy Ms. Anmuth’s tear ducts!
Maybe that will allow her to fear tear.
You see, it has become apparent that Ms. Anmuth is one of the “so called” “entitled.”
Yes.
The exact thing you hear being debated in the hallowed halls of congress, by Republican’s and Tea Party members alike, the “debt crisis” brought on by people on “entitlement programs”.
Apparently Ms. Anmuth is one of these “so called, entitled” as she certainly hasn’t worked at The Language Of Solutions Dot Com.
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